My boyfriend thinks I'm funny.


I cut my hair. This is a true story.
Yeah, actually... I do have a myspace.

"It's hard to have an open mind and keep it closed." - Mark Rafter

"I used to be a woman." - Mr. Whelan

"On my Yahoo news one of the headlines read 'Iraqi Woman May Lose Rights'. Um....Where have they been?" -Steven Ross

"This may be the finest idea I've ever had except for most of them." - Saladin


Everything written here İMe unless otherwise stolen. I mean stated.


My Favorite Entries
The Toaster Rebellion.
Gift-Wrapping is Harder than it Looks.
Sign it.
McDonalds is America.
The Pecan Beast
He loves me, He loves me not.

   

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You wish you were cool enough to create your own fan club.

Name(s): It's Ariella, but I go by a billion other names along with that.

Gender: Female. I had always thought that was sort of obvious (BOOBIES), but every once in a while someone online mistakes me for a guy. And sometimes hits on me. *Shiver*.

Age: Seventeen. Yeah, I'm not legal. Think about that.

A note to those who do not have a death wish: I HATE leetspeak, shortened words, and inacurracy. Inaccuracy is a mark of sloppy thinking. Will it kill you to type out "you" instead of "u"?

Interests: Reading, writing, the remarkable cheese in a spray can...

Born: in London, but I now live in California (Los Angeles area)

Aim: LandorsCottage. Feel free to instant message me, for I have no life.

Education: Done with high school; currently in my second year at a lame community college.

Likes: Ponies! Books, intelligent people, roses, candles, gay men, Oscar Wilde, and jello.

Dislikes: Smoking, alcohol, idiots, sugar, and most insects.

Links
-Saladin-
-Alyred-
-Sinja-
-Gloria-
-Xaos-
-Angelena-
-RacoonBacon-
-Maura AKA Narcissa-
-Katharina-
-David-

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Work:

John is a not-so-bright stoner who works in the back of the restaurant. When he was on break, I sat down across from him.

Me: "Why does this napkin say '19'?"

John: "... What?"

Me: "This napkin. It says '19'."

...

John: "Ooooh. All this time, I thought it said '1b.'"

Posted at 02:53 am by MinaCarstairs

 

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